Dec 05

Christmas Status Messages and SMS 2016

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Dec 05

Christmas is the perfect time

Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the love of God and family and to create memories that will last forever. Jesus is God’s perfect, indescribable gift. The amazing thing is that not only are we able to receive this gift, but we are able to share it with others on Christmas and every other day of the year.

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Dec 20

2014 Christmas Day mubarak sms

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Dec 20

Can I have your picture

Can I have your picture,
so Santa Claus knows exactly
what to give me.
Happy Christmas.

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Apr 16

Girl :doctor mere lips pe

‘Girl :doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai.
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doctor : kiss kitni bar karti ho?
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Girl : saal me 1 bar!.
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doctor-Phir infection nahi “Zanggg” lag gaya. Hae :D’

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Apr 16

Agar may Kisi Mard ko Kiss Karun to

1 larki MOLVI Se: Agar may Kisi Mard ko Kiss Karun to Kahan Jaungi?

MOLVI: Shayad Dozakh May.

LARKI: Acha Agar Aapko kiss Karun To?

MOLVI: Chalaak Larki! Jannat May Jana Chahti Ho.

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Apr 16

What is a kiss?

What is a kiss?

In view of…

Geometry:

“kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!”

Economics:

“kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY.”

Physics:

“it is a source to charge a human body”

Computer:

“2 bodies r connected with each other without any data cable.

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